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hey guys .

some people have been getting on my nerves . those people have cost me more money , time and effort than i can think of . the least of which is infecting a flash drive with a computer virus to delete THE game.

they think they're safe because they hide behind the anonymous face of the internet . but very few people can hide from the radars of Stonehenge .

those of you who know me , also know i usually tolerate other people ( or at least try to ) , but these guys have really crossed the line this time . i just wanna ... strangle them .

but since it's illegal , i'll ask you , what should i do with them ?
  • Mood: Vengeful
  • Listening to: you don't wanna know
  • Reading: words
  • Watching: the monitor
  • Playing: with someone's life
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing
i don't know who i stole this from , but it sounded funny !!!

1. Okay, first the most-common stuff: What the hell are you and where are you from?

theoretically , i'm human !!! i'm from Iran , live the same country too .

2. Pfff... Who knows that country? In which continent is it, which language do you speak there and how is the flag?

i get that a lot actually !!! it's located in western Asia , in the middle east , it's the most eastern country of the middle east . as for our flag , it's the good ol' fashioned green , white and red . and in the middle you can see our emblem ( which kinda looks like malefor's head from legend of spyro series !!! ) , it reads " la elaha ella allah " , or " no god but allah " .
our language is called Persian , a pretty challenging language to learn ( specially for westerners , hihihi love the way they pronounce stuff !!! ) , but i love it anyway , it's great !!!

3. Worst flag ever. Angry? Give me the best insults in your language.

that's an insult ya ... !!! to name something that's not REALLY bad , i'll say " پدرسگ " , it's pronounced like " pedar sag " with both 'A's pronounced like the one in " apple " . i think it would be translated as something like " dog father " , which means your mother is a b!tch , which makes " pedar sag " the polite equivalent of mofo !!!

4. We all know... All countries have problems with others. Tell me the countries people of yours normally hate, why and what do you think about it

before i answer this one , i'd like to state a few words : i will announce my opinions , civil discussions with proof are welcome ,  i will delete insults and hate comments without even bothering to reply , haters who keep coming back or round up their friends will have their personal information publicly viewed ( specially their emails and passwords ) , i'm not kidding about this last part .

now , where was i ? ah yes . if anyone guessed America , well they're not wrong , but they're not entirely right .we don't hate America as a country , we just don't like it's rather ... aggressive foreign policies , we don't hate the country itself , and its interior policies are none of our business to be frank !!!

we hate Israel , literally EVERYONE hates the country !!! in my 22 years , i've seen ... 3 people who support it , a couple of random people here and there who don't despise it , the rest hate it to death . i feel the same . why ? they kill innocent people , they threaten to attack us , they keep violating international laws , etc. .

5. The rest of the world always has stereotypes about your country, tell me about them. Are they true or should the rest of the world shut up?

i think our stereotype would be a bearded man with a bad hair style wearing a cheap suit or shirt ( tucked out ) , cursing everything in sight , or another one is a man with a mustache without a beard who owns a rug shop !!!

you can find both , but it's unlikely !!! most people don't act like those mentioned above !!! most people are ... regular people who do regular stuff !!! i honestly don't know how to explain this one !!! we're just ... regular .

6. Sports: Tell me which is the most popular in your country and if you like it.

football ( soccer ) !!! and of course i like it !!! another one is wrestling , which i also like .

7. Politics: If you were the president or whatever, what laws would you love to have added to your country?

i would invest heavily in industry , and legislate short term plans as well as long term plans to become a technologically advanced country in the next 30 years , and then export it to our neighbors at half the price China does , and become the next economical superpower !!!

8. I'm glad you're not the president then. Let's see... Do you hate anything about your country?

slow internet connections which will drive you NUTS if you love the internet like i do !!! that and the traffic ... oh the traffic !!!

9. TV and music: Favourite TV show or music band (or singer) from your country?

i'm not sure if anyone would recognize our TV shows !!! we had a music band called " Aryan " a while back , i liked them . we also had a singer called " Shadmehr Aghili " , he was pretty good too ( at least before he emigrated )

10. The most important one: Where do the people of your country normally go when they want to get laid?

Pattaya !!!

11. I need to go there then. Now tell me about your food, drink and dance. And also tell me which currency is used in your country. Yes, all of that.

food is ..... great !!! we have some of the best cuisines in the world !!! i've tried Italian , Chinese and of course American ( fast foods all over the country ) , but none of them were nearly comparable to what we have !!! we mostly eat different kinds of stews served with rice and/or bread and yogurt . we also have several kinds of " Kabab " , which is basically " meat on a sword " , grilled to perfection !!! vegetarians don't have to worry , we have pleeeeeeeeeeeeenty of food that don't need meat , but taste great , and are quite nutritious !!!

as for drinks , alcoholic drinks are illegal , we have different kinds of soft drinks instead . water ( duh ) , juices , coke and stuff like that , " sharbat " which is kinda like juice but is also very different , in that it does not necessarily come from fruit .

our official currency is called " Ryal " , but it's more of an " on paper " currency . the currency our people use is called " toman " ( toe-man ) .

12. And now the last thingy. Tag 5 people from other countries and spread the fun.

i tag ... :iconexplodedpineapple: , :iconironarmy: , :iconlozwozhere: , :iconkathrin656: and :iconnatiadwolf: , because your countries i'd like to know more !!!
  • Mood: Hostile
  • Listening to: prayers
  • Reading: my will
  • Watching: my grave
  • Playing: the game , in my mind
  • Eating: my anger
  • Drinking: my tears
I did it !!! by BigMaleforFan
I did it !!!
boy did this take forever !!!

i decided to give MentalRay another go , and the results were soooooo worth it !!! and it's only around 70000 polys !!! still got it i guess !!!

i based the model on a tutorial i once saw , not sure how similar they are . in the tutorial the guy modeled a gun from fallout .

p.s. : i know , i suck at titles , don't bother bringing that out !!!
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sorry to bother you , people . but something's really troubling me .

as some of you know , me and some of my friends have been working on a project in the past 4 years . a game , about the rise and fall of malefor the dark master . we had come a really long way , and the project was nearing completion . how is that bothersome ?

:bulletgreen: our group had modeled the levels and the characters .
:bulletgreen: we had written a very complicated and twisted plot that made " the sting " and " evangelion " look like " finding nemo " .
:bulletgreen: as for programming , the scripts were almost finished , we even wrote a program that turned human anatomy into dragon anatomy ( a video clip was received as input )
:bulletgreen: we used martial artists ( Judo , Tae Kwon DO , Karate , Hapkido , and several others ) to develop moves suited for dragon anatomy .
:bulletgreen: we borrowed characters from DA story writers we knew , including but not limited to : :iconironarmy: , :iconlyreice: and :iconseeraphine: .
:bulletgreen: our animators were the finest we could find , they could make animated scenes comparable to the ones Hollywood makes .
:bulletgreen: the AI system ( which i had written ) was among the most realistic ones in the gaming industry . the characters and the environment responded in a real time fashion , and it worked perfectly for any situation in the game .
:bulletgreen: the prototype of that game alone , received an award in my country , best game of the year .

and now , thanks to an infected flash drive , ALL OF THAT IS RUINED Flippin' Tables 

:bulletred: the programs , the cutscenes , the models , along with several more personal stuff have all been deleted .
:bulletred: without models , our backups are useless .
:bulletred: since the code was heavily modified , our backup versions won't work in the correct manner , even with the models .
:bulletred: our group has pretty much broken up.
:bulletred: if we are to finish the backup version , we need much more time . we don't have time , instead we have time consuming jobs .
:bulletred: our recovery programs have failed to recognize the deleted files .

rage now can you see , why i'm so upset ?

i told you this , to let you know , there's very little chance of that game ever getting built . which fills me up with a murderous rage i've never experienced before .

having said that , i'd like to thank the people who helped us make this possible , with their direct and/or indirect support . specially :iconexplodedpineapple: and :iconironarmy: .

enough rant , i'm gonna go kill myself now .

p.s. : sorry about the updates , i was too angry to write in proper English .
  • Mood: Hostile
  • Listening to: prayers
  • Reading: my will
  • Watching: my grave
  • Playing: the game , in my mind
  • Eating: my anger
  • Drinking: my tears
I'd like to , but ... by BigMaleforFan
I'd like to , but ...
my number 1 excuse for skipping parties , university , boring meetings , and anything else !!!

i was watching the simpsons when i saw this scene , and since i could really relate to Dr. Hibbert , i decided to make a tribute !!!

enjoy !!!

the scene and Dr. Hibbert belong to ... who owns the simpsons ?
this pic belongs to me .
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:iconexplodedpineapple:
ExplodedPineapple Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
The combined power of the clan managed to find out the song! Edvard Grieg - Morgenstimmung !
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Guidifier Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
ایا ای کفتار بی ریخت، بترس که من نیز آمدم
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ExplodedPineapple Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
So, I ve made a few screenshots now! WIP Master Sword Zelda by ExplodedPineapple
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ExplodedPineapple Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Hey buddy, just wanted to drop by and say hi! I just got my new schedule^^! - Seems like I will 3DSmax in Semester 2 (meaning: I will start with Maya :D !) - And the PS-course starts in 2 weeks XD ! I just wanted to say that I will be offline from wednesday til friday every week - At least, that s my guess so far since the study-plan is pretty packed - Not impossible to do, but I think I will be busy fixing my records during that days^^!
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Dimmsky Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the watch ^^
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:iconexplodedpineapple:
ExplodedPineapple Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Hey Pedi! Look! Michael Bay directed a Skate-video! sta.sh/01qygc0iqydq
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ExplodedPineapple Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=heMPyd…
- Just to help you get over that awesome game from this night! (Yes, I m really that much of a jerk XD !)
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Schattensterndrache Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not you speak with me? (I have left to remember about "Star-Light-2014" messages) 
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GalaxisStarlight Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What´s up? ^^
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GalaxisStarlight Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heya little boy!
You think to yourself now determined: Oh no, who is that? :nuu:

:giggle: But do not worry!
I just say : Sydney ( him think for a female ), what he is not, in my creation! ^_°

Well, now you know who I am? :D (
"Blue is my cousin!" )
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ExplodedPineapple Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Hey buddy, still busy studying?
Damn, it s a lonely place when you re not there!
Anyways, I m just here for a few words of encouragement: Hang in there!
See ya (hopefully) soon!
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ExplodedPineapple Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Hey Pedi, I m working with Blender right now and could need a bit help. I  m modellinga simple ring as a start. I already got the model, but I need it to get smoother. Is there a possibility to make it smoother (via Blender Render Engine?) by clicking a button or do I have to insert more "shapes" via loopcut?
That s a little WIP-screenshot. I did this with a tutorial^^! sta.sh/01t8t53bjb5l
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HikariDana Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
happy birfday ^^
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ExplodedPineapple Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Oi, just dropping by to say happy birthday!
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mikhailbomb Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
hello
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Schattensterndrache Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wups! ^^; Sorry!

I say:

I think that they will not come online today. You must be her mother's computer repair, they said yesterday!
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Schattensterndrache Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
<font><font>Ich denke, dass sie nicht kommen heute online.  </font></font><font><font>Sie müssen ihrer Mutter Computer-Reparatur, sagte sie gestern!</font></font>
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You´re welcome! ^^
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ExplodedPineapple Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Dude, did your Router melt?
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DracoAndGrace Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for the watch :D
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eLucive Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love you DA ID, IT'S SO CUTE!!!

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loz-boz01 Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I drew you a gift ^^

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loz-boz01 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Also I've done you 2 more gifts :D
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