i don't know who i stole this from , but it sounded funny !!!1. Okay, first the most-common stuff: What the hell are you and where are you from?
theoretically , i'm human !!! i'm from Iran , live the same country too .2. Pfff... Who knows that country? In which continent is it, which language do you speak there and how is the flag?
i get that a lot actually !!! it's located in western Asia , in the middle east , it's the most eastern country of the middle east . as for our flag , it's the good ol' fashioned green , white and red . and in the middle you can see our emblem ( which kinda looks like malefor's head from legend of spyro series !!! ) , it reads " la elaha ella allah " , or " no god but allah " .
our language is called Persian , a pretty challenging language to learn ( specially for westerners , hihihi love the way they pronounce stuff !!! ) , but i love it anyway , it's great !!!3. Worst flag ever. Angry? Give me the best insults in your language.
that's an insult ya ... !!! to name something that's not REALLY bad , i'll say " پدرسگ " , it's pronounced like " pedar sag " with both 'A's pronounced like the one in " apple " . i think it would be translated as something like " dog father " , which means your mother is a b!tch , which makes " pedar sag " the polite equivalent of mofo !!!4. We all know... All countries have problems with others. Tell me the countries people of yours normally hate, why and what do you think about it
before i answer this one , i'd like to state a few words : i will announce my opinions , civil discussions with proof are welcome , i will delete insults and hate comments without even bothering to reply , haters who keep coming back or round up their friends will have their personal information publicly viewed ( specially their emails and passwords )
, i'm not kidding about this last part .
now , where was i ? ah yes . if anyone guessed America , well they're not wrong , but they're not entirely right .we don't hate America as a country , we just don't like it's rather ... aggressive foreign policies , we don't hate the country itself , and its interior policies are none of our business to be frank !!!
we hate Israel , literally EVERYONE hates the country !!! in my 22 years , i've seen ... 3 people who support it , a couple of random people here and there who don't despise it , the rest hate it to death . i feel the same . why ? they kill innocent people , they threaten to attack us , they keep violating international laws , etc. .5. The rest of the world always has stereotypes about your country, tell me about them. Are they true or should the rest of the world shut up?
i think our stereotype would be a bearded man with a bad hair style wearing a cheap suit or shirt ( tucked out ) , cursing everything in sight , or another one is a man with a mustache without a beard who owns a rug shop !!!
you can find both , but it's unlikely !!! most people don't act like those mentioned above !!! most people are ... regular people who do regular stuff !!! i honestly don't know how to explain this one !!! we're just ... regular .6. Sports: Tell me which is the most popular in your country and if you like it.
football ( soccer ) !!! and of course i like it !!! another one is wrestling , which i also like .7. Politics: If you were the president or whatever, what laws would you love to have added to your country?
i would invest heavily in industry , and legislate short term plans as well as long term plans to become a technologically advanced country in the next 30 years , and then export it to our neighbors at half the price China does , and become the next economical superpower !!!8. I'm glad you're not the president then. Let's see... Do you hate anything about your country?
slow internet connections which will drive you NUTS if you love the internet like i do !!! that and the traffic ... oh the traffic !!!9. TV and music: Favourite TV show or music band (or singer) from your country?
i'm not sure if anyone would recognize our TV shows !!! we had a music band called " Aryan " a while back , i liked them . we also had a singer called " Shadmehr Aghili
" , he was pretty good too ( at least before he emigrated )10. The most important one: Where do the people of your country normally go when they want to get laid?
Pattaya !!!11. I need to go there then. Now tell me about your food, drink and dance. And also tell me which currency is used in your country. Yes, all of that.
food is ..... great !!! we have some of the best cuisines in the world !!! i've tried Italian , Chinese and of course American ( fast foods all over the country ) , but none of them were nearly comparable to what we have !!! we mostly eat different kinds of stews served with rice and/or bread and yogurt . we also have several kinds of " Kabab " , which is basically " meat on a sword " , grilled to perfection !!! vegetarians don't have to worry , we have pleeeeeeeeeeeeenty of food that don't need meat , but taste great , and are quite nutritious !!!
as for drinks , alcoholic drinks are illegal , we have different kinds of soft drinks instead . water ( duh ) , juices , coke and stuff like that , " sharbat " which is kinda like juice but is also very different , in that it does not necessarily come from fruit .
our official currency is called " Ryal " , but it's more of an " on paper " currency . the currency our people use is called " toman " ( toe-man ) .12. And now the last thingy. Tag 5 people from other countries and spread the fun.
i tag ...
, because your countries i'd like to know more !!!